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BHS Register

The Student News Site of Burlington High School

BHS Register

The Student News Site of Burlington High School

BHS Register

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Breaking News: BSD announces lawsuit against Monsanto

Phoebe Spence, Editor-in-chief October 13, 2022

On October 13, Superintendent Tom Flanagan announced plans to file a lawsuit against agrochemical company Monsanto, manufacturer of the materials containing PCBs found at the Institute Road campus. BSD is taking legal action in the hopes of gaining compensation...

Digital rendering of Option C new BHS/BTC high school design. Photo: Burlington School District

School Board chooses design for new high school and technical center

Rebecca Cunningham, Managing Editor May 11, 2022

Choosing from five conceptual designs, Burlington School Board commissioners voted unanimously in support of a plan designated “Option C” on Wednesday, April 28. Initial renderings show a compact building that faces the athletic fields with the front...

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Students concerned about mandatory 17th century dress code for PLPs

March 31, 2022

In a recent schoolwide email BHS’ administration announced that every senior will be required to attend PLP conferences in “high end 17th century garments.” “Any girl caught with stockings less than knee height will be forced to drop out,”...

All Vermont high schools relocate to downtown

All Vermont high schools relocate to downtown

March 31, 2022

The success of moving BHS high school into a mall has inspired many schools to follow BHS’ lead and relocate to spaces in downtown Burlington. CVU relocated into Urban Outfitters, a retail store with a branch located downtown. Unlike the Macy’s...

Macys founder Rowland Hussey Macys pocket watch discovered in pit

Archeology class strikes gold in pit

March 31, 2022

On March 22, students in BHS’ new archeology class were hard at work, getting their hands dirty in Burlington's infamous pit, when one student discovered the prize of a lifetime: Macy’s founder Rowland Hussey Macy’s gold pocket watch.  “I...

Gordon Ramsay launches new restaurant inspired by BHS school lunch

Gordon Ramsay launches new restaurant inspired by BHS school lunch

March 31, 2022

DtBHS' Michael Kors Cafe made an appearance on Gordon Ramsay’s iconic restaurant rating show Kitchen Nightmares on March 31. Ramsay entered the school at 11:35 am, just on time for first lunch. He came accompanied by a video crew and flashes from paparazzi...

Windowless school attracts bloodthirsty transfer student

Windowless school attracts bloodthirsty transfer student

March 31, 2022

The Vermont Fish and Wildlife services released yesterday their updated count for Vermont’s white-tailed deer population. The results shockingly showed a 50% decrease from last year. The Register launched an in-depth investigation and can now report...

BHS replaces escalator with waterslide

BHS replaces escalator with waterslide

March 31, 2022

Due to the continuous technological failures of the DtBHS escalators, the school board voted on Tuesday to budget 1.2 million dollars to install a water slide. Students report the slide is making them late to class.  “Not that I don’t like...

Wordle

BHS junior attacked by classmates after spoiling Wordle

March 31, 2022

Police are currently investigating an angry mob of students that attacked Tyler Gother '23 on Wednesday for posting on his Instagram the day's Wordle answers.  “I was at Lacrosse with Tyler, and he kept pegging kids with lacrosse balls and daring...

Students partying in meditation room

Students get groovy at school mandated raves

March 31, 2022

After several BHS admin issued complaints of rowdy and restless students over the past month, Principal Lauren McBride has now imposed mandatory raves for students. They will be thrown in DtBHS’ meditation room. “This pandemic has really shown...

Reverse devious licks trend takes off at BHS

Reverse devious licks trend takes off at BHS

March 31, 2022

On Monday, BHS students returned from the long weekend to find a construction crew of 20 Freshmen wearing orange vests, hard hats, and tool belts.  “At first I thought I had missed a spirit day,” Student Planning Committee President Mohamed Ahmed...

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