BHS Speling an Grammer at a All Time Low, Test Results Says
Disclaimer: This story is written for April Fools Day. All quotes and information are fake and purely for entertainment. Please do not take any of this seriously. Ok? Ok.
March 31, 2021
As stewdents finaly return to in-person skool with no spel-chek anymore, BHS stewdents are worse at spelling then ever, acording to the test results from the PSATs
“BHS has seen worse scores on tests then any other school,” rote Princpal McBride, “even worse the the Elementary schools.”
dew to this next year Ms.Fialko will be teatching a 1st grade lit electorial class.
“Im just lookin forward to reading Magic Tree House again.” sayd 1 Thenth Grader. “We used to get free reading passes, I hope we take that from the Elementary system too.”
Moore updates will come whean we can beat the 1st Graders on grammer quizzes.
